(In love with) Waitresses

They have the menu on a card
you sit and wonder who they are
you smile and ask about the wine
eventually they'll tell you at what time
they finish working so you'll meet
somewhere to make the evening sweet

      when she bends over my table
      I feel perfectly able
      to see her as she undresses
      and wonder why I always fall
      head over heels for waitresses
          oh I've been in lots of messes
          deep in love with waitresses

they take you to some place and there
you sit together, you both stare
you smile and ask about their life
eventually they'll surely twist the knife
in what you thought were lovely dreams
but you just figure in their schemes

       refr.


1991.